i permit you to call me
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just cropdusted the office
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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