We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
this just has baby written all over it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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