How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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