recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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