theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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