I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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