she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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