the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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