how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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