His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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