i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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