I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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