you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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