i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so let's talk penis.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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