doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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