C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
She announced her abortion via fbk
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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