hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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