umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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