dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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