i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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