I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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