I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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