it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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