home. puking in laundry basket.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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