If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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