And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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