Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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