Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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