Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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