I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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