There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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