in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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