we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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