Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?