Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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