my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I touched a dick in church today
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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