Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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