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He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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