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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I have aggressive nipples.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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