You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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