Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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you win again, gameday.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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