Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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