Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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