So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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