She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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