do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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