yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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