Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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