Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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