Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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