You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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