Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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