I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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