I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
the raccoons are back...
I'm really busy with my period
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