Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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