but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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