Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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